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2009

new >>> Feb 12 - A Cup of Technical Analysis  (Market Update 09-01)
new >>> Feb 10 -
Nickel Rant:  Yes We Can Waffle   mp3 audio
Jan 19 - Marchin' Lootin' Killin' Day   mp3 audio  (3 mb, 28 min)
Jan 1 - 2009 Top-Ten List for Boys Crying Wolf - Obamageddon and Other Disasters   mp3 audio  (2.6 mb, 28 min)

2008

Dec 24 - The Late-Night Visitor
Dec 17 - Shoenomena!
Dec 15 - Call Me Delusional  (Market Update 08-09)
Dec 13 Nickel Rant:  Billions for Bankers - Nothing for Workers  mp3 audio
Nov 12 Nickel Rant:  Dear Mr. Obama  mp3 audio
Oct 27 - Trickle-Up Economics   mp3 audio  (1.4 mb, 12 min)
Oct 12 - Why Do You Think They Call It Fiat Money, Anyway?
Oct 6 Nickel Rant:  Never Choose Evil  mp3 audio
Sep 23 Nickel Rant:  Night of the Living Debt  mp3 audio
Sep 12 Nickel Rant:  Let's Pretend  mp3 audio
Aug 9 Nickel Rant:  WAR ALERT!!!  mp3 audio
Aug 5 - For the Last Time:  Bush Must Go!!!   mp3 audio  (2.9 mb, 25 min)
July26 Nickel Rant:  Dead Cat Bounce  mp3 audio
July 5 Nickel Rant:  Deserve's Got Nothin' To Do With It  mp3 audio
Jun 27 Nickel Rant:  Baracknophobia  mp3 audio
May 11 Nickel Rant:  Hillary Plays the Race Card   mp3 audio
May 5 - Sinko de America
Apr 29 - Market Update  (Market Update 08-08)
Apr 23
Nickel Rant:  A Rising Storm   mp3 audio
Apr 17 - In Defense of Anti-Semitism - Reloaded   mp3 audio  (3 mb, 29 min)
Apr 4 - Update on Everything  (Market Update 08-07)
Apr 1
Nickel Rant:  Cogito, Ergo Ben   mp3 audio
Mar 27 - Nickel Rant:  Mr. Mental Explains: Everything You Need To Know About Economics   mp3 audio
Mar 20 - Nobody Wants Silver So Badly, You Can't Buy Any  (Market Update 08-06)
Mar 14 - Cardozo was Wrong!  (Market Update 08-05)
Mar 7 - Nickel Rant: Mr. Mental Explains: Derivatives, Calculus and Other Simple Concepts   mp3 audio
Feb 26 - Fun with Numbers  (Market Update 08-04)
Feb 26 - Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead!  (Market Update 08-03)
Feb 17 - The State of the Revolution   mp3 audio  (5 mb, 47 min)
Feb 8  - Will the Silver Market Pull Up Its Shorts to Cover Its Growing Crack?  (Market Update 08-02)
Jan 30 - Nickel Rant: You (yes, you) Can Make a Difference!!!   mp3 audio
Jan 22 - Snuck Up on Me  (Market Update 08-01)
Jan 14 - Nickel Rant: The R3volution is Dead - Long Live the Revolution!   mp3 audio
Jan 7  - Nickel Rant: F**k Fox!   mp3 audio

2007

Dec 31 - Fairly Unbalanced
Dec 28 - Fox News Excludes Ron Paul
Dec 23 - You Only Think You Own Much of Anything
Dec 16 - Well Done - And Thank You!!!
Dec 16 - We Can Do It!  And We WILL Do It Because We MUST Do It!!!
Dec 16
- Nickel Rant: Ron Paul or Revolution!   mp3 audio
Dec 14 - The New Dollar   mp3 audio  (4.6 mb, 41 min)
Dec 11 - The Sky Already has Fallen
Dec 5  - Nickel Rant: BernieBucks   mp3 audio
Nov 7  - The MMUSDIP is Never Wrong
Nov 5  - Nov 5 - Ron Paul Day 
Nov 4  - Ron Paul - Our Last Chance   mp3 audio
Oct 29 - Nickel Rant: Lead - The Other White Metal   mp3 audio
Oct 22 - But ... Things Look so Normal, Martha
Oct 21 - Nickel Rant: I Know I Don't Know   mp3 audio
Oct 17 - 6 Million ... and Counting
Sep 30 - Nickel Rant:   Mr. Mental Explains - The US Dollar Index  mp3 audio
Sep 23 -
Nickel Rant:   Fight Crime: Shoot Back  mp3 audio
Sep 20 - Market Update 7-14
Sep 14 - Yet Still More Old Whine in New Battles   mp3 audio  (2.6 mb, 23 min)

Sep 17 - Market Update 7-13
Sep 12 -
Nickel Rant:   The Dollar in the Punch Bowl  mp3 audio
Sep 7  -  Market Update 7-12
Aug 27 -
Nickel Rant:   Abe Foxman: Holocaust Denier   mp3 audio
Aug 22 - Tipping Point  mp3 audio  (3 mb, 27 min)
Aug 16 - Market Update 7-11
July 26 - Market Update 7-10
July 11 - Market Update 7-9
July 11 - Nickel Rant:  Dead Country Walking   mp3 audio

June 28 - Market Update 7-8
June 14 - Nickel Rant:  Please Don't Throw Us in the Briar Patch!   mp3 audio
May 20 - Hell, No - I Won't Go!!!   mp3 audio  (1.6 mb, 15 min)
May 6 -
Nickel Rant:  Never Fry Bacon When You're Naked   mp3 audio
Apr 17 - So Much for Business as Usual (Market Update 7-7)
Mar 25 - "Jesus Had it Coming..."   mp3 audio  (3 mb, 28 min)
Mar 24 - Splish, Splash - the Dollar's Taking a Bath!  (Market Update 7-6)
Mar 16 - Like a Rock! (Market Update 7-5)
Mar 13 - It's the Dollar, Stupid! (Market Update 7-4)
Mar 2 - Trust in the Force (Market Update 7-3)
Feb 27 - I Just Love the Smell of Stock Markets in Mourning (Market Update 7-2)
Jan 27 - For Market Technicians (Market Update 7-1)
Jan 23 -
Nickel Rant:  Obama? Yomama!   mp3 audio
Jan 15 - Marchin' Lootin' Killin' Day   mp3 audio  (3 mb, 28 min)
Jan 14 -
Nickel Rant:  Brain Worms   mp3 audio

2006

Dec 31 - Nickel Rant:  We Hung the Wrong Guy!   mp3 audio
Dec 17 - The Sound of Laughter   mp3 audio  (3 mb, 27 min)
Nov 26 - List Alert (Market Update 6-8)
Nov 22 - Are We There Yet? (Market Update 6-7)   mp3 audio   (1.5 mb, 13 min)
Nov 13 -
Nickel Rant:  Listen Up, You Congressional Morons!   mp3 audio
Nov 7 - Stunned and Amazed   mp3 audio   (2 mb, 18 min)
Oct 16 -
Nickel Rant:  Vote Yes on No   mp3 audio
Sep 24 - Converting the Brainwashed   mp3 audio  (1.2 mb, 11 min)
Sep 14 - Market Update 6-6
Sep 10 - How Would Jesus Kill Hugo Chavez?   mp3 audio  (3.2 mb, 29 min)
Sep 5 - Goldcorp:  Feeling Glamis All Over?   mp3 audio  (3 mb, 27 min)
Sep 2 - Just Say "Yes" to Liberals
Sep 1 - The Axis of Hubris   mp3 audio  (1.8 mb, 16 min)
Aug 19 -
Nickel Rant:  Liquid Bombers Prove:  They Hate Our Freedoms   mp3 audio
Aug 15 - Never Trust a Man with a Comb-Over   mp3 audio  (3.5 mb, 31 min)
Aug 10 - Prove It!   mp3 audio
Aug 3 -
Nickel Rant:  If We Can't Trust Braveheart, Who Can We Trust?   mp3 audio
Aug 1 -
Nickel Rant:  9/11 Comes in August This Year   mp3 audio
July 29 - Wake Up! (complete)  mp3 audio  (4.2 mb, 37 min)
July 29 - Wake Up! (part 2)  mp3 audio   (2.6 mb, 23 min)
July 26 - Wake Up! (part 1)  mp3 audio  (1.6 mb, 14 min)
July 24 - Old Whine in New Battles   mp3 audio  (2.6 mb, 23 min)
July 17 - World War 3   mp3 audio  (1.5 mb, 14 min)
July 15 -
Nickel Rant:  R.I.P. America   mp3 audio
July 7 - Last Call for Nationalist Conference
July 3 -
Nickel Rant:  You Might be a Nationalist   mp3 audio
June 25 - Escape From New Orleans (part 7)
June 22 - Edgar J. Steele Speaks - Florida, July 8
June 15 - Doomed!   mp3 audio  (4.5 mb, 38 min)
June 8 - Interim Blog #3
June 3 - Ban the Republican Party   mp3 audio  (3 mb, 27 min)
May 30 - Baffled and Befuddled   mp3 audio  (2.5 mb, 22 min)
May 25 -
Nickel Rant:  I'm Outa Here!  mp3 audio
May 25 - Interim Blog #2
May 22 - Housekeeping
May 18 - Bush Still Must Go!    mp3 audio  (2.9 mb,  25 min)
May 13 - The Silver Loon (Market Update 6-5)
May 4 - Market Update 6-4
April 28 -
Nickel Rant:  A Day Without Meskins  mp3 audio
April 20 - Interim Blog
April 20 - Back Up the Truck, Boys & Girls
Apr 2 - I See a Silver Moon Rising  mp3 audio  (1.5 mb, 14 min)
Mar 27 - Name that Jew!  mp3 audio  (4 mb, 34 min)
Mar 10 -
Nickel Rant:  Crash Course in Propaganda  mp3 audio
Mar 4 -
Nickel Rant:  Live and Let Die  mp3 audio
Feb 12 -
Nickel Rant:  Valentine Wishes  mp3 audio
Feb 1 -
Nickel Rant:  The Crack of Doom  mp3 audio
Jan 28 - Paper Bad - Metal Good  mp3 audio  (3 mb, 26 min)
Jan 10 - WhirlyBen, the Globo and the Great American Gold Grab  mp3 audio  (5 mb, 42 min)

Jan 2 - Nickel Rant:  Jesus Christ, Outlaw  mp3 audio

2005

Dec 19 - Nickel Rant:  Holy Holocaust!  mp3 audio
Dec 13 -
Nickel Rant:  Took, Took, Tookie, Goodbye!  mp3 audio
Dec 3 - Escape From New Orleans (part 6)
Nov 13 -
Nickel Rant:  Cow Power!  mp3 audio
Oct 29 -
Nickel Rant:  Singing the Prussian Blues  mp3 audio
Oct 24 - Into the Dust   mp3 audio  (3.0 mb, 28 min)
Oct 16 -
Nickel Rant:  The World is Ending...Maybe Tomorrow!   mp3 audio
Oct 7 - Peak Silver   mp3 audio  (2.3 mb, 20 min)
Oct 2  - Escape From New Orleans (part 5)
Sep 23 - Escape From New Orleans (part 4)
Sep 21 - Never Trust a Jew   mp3 audio  (2.3 mb, 20 min)
Sep 18 - Escape From New Orleans (part 3)
Sep 15 - Me Neither!
Sep 9  - Escape From New Orleans
(part 2)
Sep 6  - Escape From New Orleans (part 1 of a short story:  not for children - rough language and graphic scenes)
Sep 4  -
Nickel Rant:  Ducks, Morons and George Bush   mp3 audio
Sep 1  -
Nickel Rant:  The Big Uneasy   mp3 audio
Aug 27 - Make a Difference!   (Aryanfest '05 speech)    mp3 audio    (9 mb,  53 min)
Aug 15 - African't  
mp3 audio  (3.6mb, 33 min)
Aug 11
- Nickel Rant:  You Knew I was a Jew   mp3 audio
July 26 - Let's Get Small   mp3 audio  (4.2 mb, 37 min)
July 16 - Ten Commandments    mp3 audio    (2.8 mb,  24 min)
July 7 - Nickel Rant:  Kelo, Roe and the President's Liver   mp3 audio
July 4 - Judicial Relativism    mp3 audio    (3.3 mb,  28 min)

June 28 - Nickel Rant:
  Trollops in Black Robes   mp3 audio
June 22 - Nickel Rant:  Of Course, You Know, This Means War!   mp3 audio
June 16 - Bush Must Go!    mp3 audio  (2.9 mb,  25 min)
June 11 - Do The Math    mp3 audio    (1.8 mb,  15 min)
May 31 - Pogo Was Right    mp3 audio    (1.2 mb,  11 min)
May 15 -
Plague    mp3 audio    (2.0 mb,  18 min)
May 13 - Nickel Rant:  Regime Change
  mp3 audio
May 7 - What Color are Jews?   
mp3 audio   (3.1 mb,  27 min)
May 6 - Nickel Rant:  Between Iraq and a Hard Place
  mp3 audio
Apr 28 - And Now for Something Completely Different...
Apr 27 - The Fable of the Ducks and the Hens  
 mp3 audio    (1.7 mb,  15 min)   Cartoon version
Apr 24 - Crusty Old Men  
 mp3 audio    (1.7 mb, 14 min)
Apr 12 - Nickel Rant:  Mexican Standoff
  mp3 audio
Apr 2 - The Living Bill of Rights
Mar 30 - Steele's Twenty Commandments for New Lawyers
 
  mp3 audio   (1.5 mb,  14 min)
Mar 28 - Nickel Rant:
  Inconvenient Lives   mp3 audio
Mar 28 - The Nickel Rant
Mar 25 - Golden Escape Pods
Mar 12 - Trial by Media
Mar 4 - The Railroading of Matt Hale
Feb 27 - If You See Black...Don't Go Back! 
  mp3 audio   (1.6 mb, 14 min)

Feb 11 - Political Prisoners? In America?
Jan 27 - Jewdayism
Jan 17 - White Rape
Jan 10 - Why Hot, WASPy Chicks Love Jews - the real reason
Jan 2 - Optional Reading

2004

Dec 15 - Weapons of Christmas Destruction
Nov 27 - Seven Dirty Words
Nov 8 - We've Been Had
Nov 1 - A Bush in the Hand is as Worthless as Two Johns
Oct 27 - Frankenamerica
Oct 22 - America's Twin Towers
Oct 13 - Left is Right and Right is Wrong
Oct 6 - Defensive Racism
Sep 23 - How George Bush Made Me into a Liberal Love Slave
Sep 16 - He Cared
Sep 13 - The Coming Balkanization of America
Sep 6 - Too Much of Everything is Just Enough
Aug 29 - The Real Racists
Aug 21 - Legacy of Resentment
Aug 8 - Who Would Jesus Vote For?
July 21 - Cooties
June 30 - A Weekend with Dr. Pierce
June 16 - Together, We Can Take Back America!  
mp3 audio    (9 mb,  40 min)
May 23 - The Finlandization of America
May 14 - Brown vs. the Bored
May 12 - Nation of the Flies
May 6 - Apology and Clarification
May 1 - A Hitch in Our Git Along
Apr 30 - In Defense of Homophobia
Apr 23 - Them vs. Us
Apr 19 - For Freedom!
Apr 10 - Treading Water IV
Mar 30 - Two Eds are Better than One
Mar 27 - Treading Water III
Mar 17 - Dumber and Dumbestest
Mar 13 - Respect
Mar 6 - Treading Water II
Feb 25 - The Passion  
Feb 24 - Treading Water I
Feb 15 - The Truth Shall Make You Mad
Jan 23 - Say the N-Word, Go to Legal Hell
Jan 18 - The Most Perfect American Holiday
Jan 9 - Hate Speech - Anything Jews Hate to Hear
Jan 5 - Who Was that Fat Lady?

2003

Dec 28 - Tell a Joke, Go to Jail
Dec 19 - That's Mr. Antisemite to You!
Dec 2 - The Zen of Tractor Maintenance
Nov 21 - Nightmare on Elm Street
Nov 18 - It Wasn't Arabs (Warning:  Banned in Canada)
Nov 14 - On a Mission from God
Nov 5 - Onward Christian Terrorists
Oct 25 - Tar Baby II
Oct 20 - RoboGroid - Cheetah Meets Pinhead
Oct 4 - In Defense of Spam
Sep 1 - Bridging the Idahun Racial Gap
July 26 - They're Coming to Take Me Away
July 20 - IMPEACH BUSH NOW
July 5  - Twelve Steps
June 20 - Injustice for All 
 mp3 audio   (5 mb, 43 minutes)
June 15 - If You Want to Be Loved More, Be More Lovable
June 5  - Improbable Cause
May 27 - America Reloaded
May 13 - You Get What You Need
May 3  - In Defense of Cross Burning
Apr 22 - Apocalypse Soon
Apr 19 - Rhapsody in Blood
Apr 11 - Feelings
Apr 2  - Beam me Up, Scotty
Mar 26 - Michael and Me
Mar 18 - Bush Must Go!
Mar 5  - Hey, Stupid!
Feb 24 - This is Really NEAT
Feb 16 - In Defense of Anti-Semitism
Feb 10 - The Last Roundup
Feb 1  - What's a Few Zeroes Among Friends?
Jan 19 - Modern Sense (Part IV)
Jan 15 - Modern Sense (Part IIIc)
Jan 8  - Modern Sense (Part IIIb)
Jan 2  - Modern Sense (Part IIIa)

2002

Dec 28 - Modern Sense (Part II)
Dec 26 - Modern Sense (Part I)
Dec 18 - Shut Up and Sit Down, Trent
Dec 7  - Osama Speaks
Dec 3  - I Wonder - Who's Kissinger Now?
Nov 22 - Saddamed if We Do, Saddamed if We Don't
Nov 15 - Christine Family Tragedy - an update
Nov 5  - What Did You Do in the Internet War, Daddy?
Nov 2  - Y2K+2
Oct 24 - AntiSemitism is a Disease (You Catch It From Jews)
Oct 17 - The Synagogue of Satan
Oct 12 - In Defense of Terrorism
Oct 7  - It's the Jews, Stupid!!!
Sep 29 - Plan 7 from Outer Space
Sep 22 - Letter to a Liberal
Sep 15 - Pre-Emptive Self Defense (Just don't call it war)
Sep 7  - Know the Breed, Know the Dog
Aug 19 - None So Blind, None So Deaf
Aug 11 - Let Them Eat Cake
Aug  3  - Neolibs and the New World Order
July 27 - The Death of Free Speech and Individualism 
  mp3 audio   (10 mb,  58 min)
July 18 - The Blame Game
July 12 - The Bubble and the Bear
July 3  - A Voice for Incoherence
July 2  - No Justice for the Politically Incorrect
June 28 - Mutterings
June 26 - Elevators Smell Different to Midgets
June 24 - Equality at Last!
June 9  - A Government of Men
June 2  - Unintended Consequences
May 28 - Mommy, Why Can't You Be With Us?
May 11 - Guilty of Caring
May 5  - Day 4: State vs. Christine - A Family Divided
Apr 30 - Day 1: State vs. Christine - A Family Divided
Apr 22 - A Question of Faith
Apr 19 - Judge Not, Lest Ye Be Judged
Apr 17 - Today Tomorrow
Apr 6  - When Did We Become the Bad Guy?
Mar 21 - It Takes a Village Idiot (to destroy a family)
Mar 11 - Circle of Strife
Mar 7  - The Wicked StepGovernment
Feb 26 - When Dreams Become Nightmares
Feb 15 - Guilty of Honor
Feb 10 - Jail4Jail4Judges
Feb 7  - Abandon Ship
Jan 27 - Does Running for President Make You Stupid?
Jan 27 - I've Got a Dream
Jan 18 - Strangers in a Strange Land
Jan 13 - Ye Know Not What Ye Do
Jan 7  - Case Update
Jan 1  - Kill 'em, Kill 'em All!

2001

Dec 21 - Not "Season's Greetings"
Dec 19 - Attorney for the Damned
Dec 9  - Of Cabbages and Kings
Nov 27 - Air Rage
Nov 22 - Ruby Ridge Redux
Nov 21 - Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid
Nov 13 - The Way We Were
Nov 8  - It's Not Easy Being Green
Nov 3  - The Brigands are Coming, The Brigands are Coming!
Nov 2  - I'm Sorry, So Sorry
Oct 30 - Trick or Treat
Oct 26 - Baby Abbey Rose Christine - Safe at Last!
Oct 23 - Me and Osama McGee
Oct 12 - Something Wicked This Way Comes
Oct 6  - Case Updates
Sep 29 - Idaho Thought Crime Trial Postponed Yet Again
Sep 26 - Handcuffed Mother Gives Birth - Baby Snatched - Nurses Weep!
Sep 23 - Blame Israel
Sep 20 - JEWS - JEWS - JEWS!!! There, I feel better already
Sep 16 - Would You Like Fries With That New World Order?
Sep 6  - Never mind...all the way to the ovens...
Aug 31 - We want your baby
Aug 19 - You choose: Idaho Thought Police or the Oregon Child Nazis?
Aug 6  - Can You Spell Recidivism?
Jul 28 - Idaho Thought Crime Trial Postponed Yet Again
Jul 27 - Our Own Private Idaho
Jul 21 - Alas, poor JoAnn - I knew her well
Jul 14 - Tolerance Means Never Having to Say You're Sorry
Jul 8  - Deported From the People's Free Republic
Jul 7  - Welcome to The People's Free Republic - Your papers, please...
Jul 3  - Eleven Score and Five Years Ago
Jun 29 - As the Bonner Turns
Jun 24 - Plain Talk Too
Jun 22 - Day 25 - Do You Know Where Your Kids Are? Joann McGuckin Doesn't
Jun 18 - What's Wrong With This Picture?
Jun 15 - 'Tis Spring - and...
Jun 15 - My Name Is Edgar J. Steele and I'm a Hick
Jun 13 - Trust Me - I'm a Lawyer
Jun 11 - McGuckin Withdrawal Press Release
Jun 11 - Permits? We don't need no steenking permits!!!
Jun 8  - No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
Jun 7  - Only the News We Want to Print
Jun 6  - Thousands Wouldn't Believe You, Phil, But Don't Worry - I Do
Jun 5  - Interview
May 28 - PS - I told you so
May 28 - Hate Laws - a preview
May 26 - Where We Are
May 21 - This Just In - OKC Bomb Crater Picture!!!
May 20 - Dr. McStrangeveigh - or, How I Learned to Start Worrying and Hate the OKC bomb
May 19 - Savage Nation - Part of the media propaganda machine?
May 7  - The Conspiracy Grows Ever Larger
May 2  - Civil War II - for real
Apr 29 - Luck of the Irish
Apr 28 - NJ Brutal Riots/Carnage 'finally' reported... well, sort of
Apr 27 - On Timothy McVeigh and Coverups

1999

Aug 4 - Free Speech? We Don't Need No Stinkin' Free Speech!
Jul 10 - No Free Speech for Nazis

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